Why I was Awake between 3am and 4:30 am

Because the douche who owns this piece of crap Jetta let his (or her) blaring car alarm irritate everyone within earshot in the middle of the night.

Finally, after 90 minutes, the car was towed away.

I had the fortune of living across the street from the nuisance.

I tried to get a picture of the license plate, but it didn't turn out...even with photo enhancements. Bummer. I had every intention of posting the plate number, distributing it to my neighbors, and beginning a witch hunt for the owner, hopefully ending in slashed tires or a stoning.