One of the by-products of ordering a Snuggie (well, technically...two Snuggies) is that marketers believe I'm a shut-in 68 year old lady.
Case in point, today's catalog from Heartland America.
Immediately, I noticed that on the cover and on a few pages inside, they warn me that "due to skyrocketing postage rates" they have to cut back and urge me to order from this particular issue. I suppose it's my last chance to purchase such cutting edge products as:
- An Ice Shaver to make Sno-Cones
- A Project Runway-edition Brother sewing machine
- A digital dictionary / thesaurus "ideal for crossword puzzle buffs"
- An Amazing Versatile Memorex 3 CD changer / dual cassette / turntable / AM-FM stereo
Pottery Barn this is not.
3 comments:
Two words: cataract surgery. You've forever been tagged in the AARP crowd.
Yeah whatever happened to that extra snuggie that I was going to be gifted???
I have a Brother Project Runway sewing machine and it rocks! :D Also, you should have ordered a Slanket instead. Those are hipster-ish.
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