Attack of the towel bunny

In anticipation of my forthcoming trips to Austin (currently unscheduled...but looming), here is a photo of a wild creature I captured in its natural habitat - atop a bed at the Courtyard Marriott Arboretum.

The towel bunny (terriclothigus bugsii), spotted in warm-climate economy-lodging properties, is a rare creature known for its edible hard-candy eyes and absorbant fur coat. When the towel bunny senses a sudden change from darkness to light, it usually assumes an attack position (note vertical ears for acute sensing of business travelers).