Jason Fox

Somehow, my freshman year in college, I selected the name Jason Fox as my radio name.

It stuck.

And it's cheezy.

I made sure to note that Fox was spelled with one X and not two, thereby avoiding a serving on cheeze on top of cheeze.

But I'm at home, catching up on my Entertainment Weekly magazines, and I see a half-page blurb about some rapper also named Jason Fox, who has some stupid song called "Aunt Jackie," complete with a ridiculous dance.

This is clearly old news, as this video was posted on YouTube months ago.

But nonetheless, I feel strangely violated. Jason Fox was MY cheezy alter ego. Who is this poser?